At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
