She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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