and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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