He had one of those small greek statue penises
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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