You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
God, I missed his penis.
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