But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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