Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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