your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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