Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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