I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
where are my pants?
in the oven.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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