I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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