i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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