There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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