So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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