how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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