Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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