if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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