69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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