I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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