you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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