i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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