Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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