As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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