you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
