Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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