Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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