Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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