And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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