i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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