we made out on top of his cat.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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