She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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