maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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