somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Randomize
