We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Girls should come with a carfax report
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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