Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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