The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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