Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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