It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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