By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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