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• (330): View more from Ohio

  so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

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• (310): View more from California

  So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Sure. But we have to be quiet.

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  Ninja mode activated

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes

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