So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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