we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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