well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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