Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
