Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
