i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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