She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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