I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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