Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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