I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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